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[May. 25th, 2007|03:19 pm] |
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Nathan says: somethin'gs accumulating Grønland Intelligentsia: Half-Baked Zarathustra says: A conflation, a convergence, and a confluence Nathan says: you felt it too? Nathan says: of course you did Grønland Intelligentsia: Half-Baked Zarathustra says: It reverberates within my entire Matter Nathan says: they're here Grønland Intelligentsia: Half-Baked Zarathustra says: They must dissipate Grønland Intelligentsia: Half-Baked Zarathustra says: DISSIPATE |
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| Jesus = Cocktease |
[May. 12th, 2006|03:51 am] |
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| | Jesus of Nazareth :: My Humps (Special Lent Mix Feat. Holy Ghost) | ] |
I love how right when I'm about to cum, Jesus "has to use the bathroom" and when he comes back he turns on the TV and forgets that we were making sweet spiritual love. Thanks a lot. Christ. |
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| I'm back |
[Apr. 11th, 2006|12:28 pm] |
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Hey everyone, I'm back. Did you really think they could beat me? |
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[Mar. 31st, 2005|01:52 pm] |
I haven't updated this in a long time. So let's see: I'm back from Straight Expectations camp for recovering homosexuals and let me tell you they have some interesting techniques. Their electro-shock treatment sure taught me to wear a moustache and leather chaps! I can confess that I don't even have any urge to make-over any of my friends' apartments anymore. Praise be to GOD!
While I was away, it seems Congress thought the sky was falling and decided to step into the Terri Schiavo case. How weird... it seems like they shouldn't interfere with individuals' lives if at all possible... It's almost like they owe a huge debt to christian fundamentalists who both funded their election and voted them into office and now they have to repay that debt by enacting all kinds of obscenely conservative legislation... almost. ;)
I had the craziest dream last night that George Bush said that he believed in protecting the lives of every American. It was crazy because of how many prisoners he executed while he was governor of Texas. The numbers are fuzzy, but it seems to be anywhere from 100 to 200 people. Maybe I dreamed that too. |
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| I LOVE DICK!!!!!!! |
[Nov. 13th, 2004|07:12 pm] |
can you believe the election was so close???
WEll America just said to the world (and to god) that it just can't get enough Bush and Dick! Personally, I love Dick. Other people like Bush a lot better, but he just seems to put a bad taste in my mouth. Anyway, horray for God's Own Party (GOP) maybe now we can fulfill god's awesome plan of eradicating the jew menace from our pure, white country (à-la Mel Gibson)!!!!
Just Kidding!!!!
Better watch your mouth this term, Dick. You know what they say, god gives people with filthy mouthes heart attacks! |
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| UPDATE |
[Oct. 28th, 2004|11:03 pm] |
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| | something gay like madonna, its raining men or donna summer | ] |
Dear all my lj friends.
I'm afraid I've come down with a rather nasty case of homosexuality. I know that even though I've never been physically attracted to women in my life, I am never allowed to act on what my body is telling me to do, because my church says it is sinful. Therefore, I am going to mercy house so they can Jesus away the gayness. It won't be easy, considering the extremely low success rate of Jesus-based "curing" of homosexuals, but hey, that's what faith's for, right?
Well, I bid all of you farewell, as I must recoil now into a cloistered life of self-denial and psychologically harmful brainwashing that convinces me that the way I am is sinful and wrong.
Goodbye forever,
Nathan
PS It's too bad I'm not a Catholic, or I could just become a priest and the problem would be solved. |
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[Oct. 28th, 2004|10:50 pm] |
stop using religion as an excuse to abdicate your responsibility to be thinking, feeling human beings
there's nothing wrong with me and I don't need what you think you can offer me
I like the part where you make an assumption about me and who I am based on what someone at church tells you rather than asking me and actually listening |
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[Sep. 7th, 2004|03:54 pm] |
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| | "Junk" | ] |
First I was mad at terrorists, but now I'm mad at something else. Don't go telling people to model their lives after yours when you are 12 and don't know anything.
Jesse, you're mah boy and I love you, man. |
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| Love Is A Battlefield |
[Sep. 6th, 2004|10:55 pm] |
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| | Elton John - Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me | ] |
Stop being emo, Jesse, we need to cheer up, buddy.
Anyway, school is okay. Grossmont is funny because it's like a high school. All the people who don't want to change from highschool go there and since it's in East County, there are still a bunch of Froaders.
There are also a bunch of Moslem women, but that is actually pretty cool; the school is very diverse.
I miss my dogs.
a lot.
Call me Jessica Daly, because I'm America's Best Christian!
oh and by the way, I'm gay |
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| Hey |
[Aug. 29th, 2004|12:17 pm] |
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| | Jesus Jams - Right Thurr, Jesus | ] |
Well, it has been forever since I last updated!
School is going okay. My college classes are pretty good, and only 33% of my college classes make me want to shoot myself in the mouth. That class is "Introduction to Computing". In other words, "How to use a computer for people who have never used a computer before." It is so lame, the only way that I am able to get through it without hanging myself with the mouse cord is by playing Yahoo games over the internet versus someone else in that class from my High School Class.
Japanese sort of sucks, becuase it's 1st year and it is going SOOO SLOOOOW... and it is hard to communicate with the teacher because of her accent/selective hearing.
French 2 is awesome, I love that class so much. The only thing I don't love is how a lot of the class forgot the passé composé, and so we have to review it all over again. And (re)learn the imparfait and all that fun stuff. But we get to learn the future and conditional.
Sara Woldridge: if you are alive, I need to talk to you NOWWW!!!!!
Jesse: if you are alive, I need to talk to you, too |
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| Wow |
[Jul. 15th, 2004|01:23 pm] |
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wow, it's been a long time since I've updated.
I'd just like to give a shout-out to Jessica "The Money" Daly for being America's Best Christian. Seriously folks, Jessica is the coolest, best christian I have ever met, and it is good.
Well, I am leaving for some drum corps b.s. until early monday morning. It sucks, but w/e. It is all over Aug. 9th.... man I can't wait
Anyways, my brother Jesse has a cool new lady-type friend named Alexis (not Sara Woldridge) and apparently she is hot?? I don't know. But good for you, Jesse.
Jesse, I won't "embarass" you online by telling all your cool emo friends about myself, but I want to meet some of your friends and we really need to hang out some time! |
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| Jesus and I are OVAH |
[May. 21st, 2004|05:24 pm] |
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| |  crushed | ] |
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| | WOW Gospel - I like the way you move, Jesus | ] |
Okay so, I just get news that Jesus cheated on me. He had a threesome with God and the Holy Spirit... in the school bathroom. Like, that is so typically Jesus to "spread all of His love" around the Earth, and Heaven. I am so mad at Him right now I don't know what to do... I feel like cheating on Him just to get back but then again would two wrongs make a right?
Someone Help
every song reminds me of Him... |
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[May. 20th, 2004|03:43 pm] |
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| | WOW R&B - Roses (Jesus you might think you don't stink) | ] |
Ok so here's the thing guys: I need advice really bad on a subject. Jesus and I have been going out for like, six weeks now. His birthday is coming up and I need to know what to get Him. He celebrates His Birthday on Memorial day because He hates how commercialized His other supposed birthday has become. He says He might want Karaoke Revolution II for Playstation 2 but only if He likes the songs on it... and I don't know how to discreetly figure out what He wants and what I am going to buy... I need tips from all you who have had significant others who had birthdays while you were going out.
Also, how soon is too soon? And how far is too far? Jesus sends me mixed signals sometimes... like, sometimes He really wants to get physical and other times He just wants to cuddle in bed and say He's "Saving Himself" for marriage... but I was like "Jesus, what do you think this is??? MASSACHUSSETTS???" lol, Jesus and I had a hearty laugh after that one. |
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| VC = Tastes like crap |
[May. 13th, 2004|07:52 pm] |
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| | Jesus Beatz - When i Be walkin on water | ] |
cherry coke is an orgasm in a can
vanilla coke is disgusting. I wouldn't wish vanilla coke on my worst enemy, except maybe you, JE$$ICA DALY :-$ |
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[May. 13th, 2004|07:44 pm] |
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long time, no update
my driving test is June 11th.
i don't need what you say i need
don't try to give me what you think is best |
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[May. 9th, 2004|08:20 pm] |
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mother's day is today |
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